Really Interesting Questions
1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does it become kitty litter?
2.If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3.If you take an Asian & spin him around, does he become disoriented?
4.Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?
5.What do chickens think we taste like?
6.What do u call a male ladybug?
7.What hair color is on the license of a bald man?
8.When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it?
9.Why didn't Noah swat those two misquitos?
10.Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
11.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
12.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
13.Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
14.Have you ever imagined a world w/ out hypothetical situations?
15.If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?
16.If a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
17.What would Geronimo yell if he jumped out of an airplane?MEEEEE!!!???
18.If con and pro are opposite, then is Congress and progress opposite?
19.If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
20.If American mothers give their babies tiny forks and spoons, then what do Chinese mothers give their babies? toothpicks?
21. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
22.Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
23.Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
24.Why is a boxing ring square?
25.Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
26.Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
27.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
28.Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
29.Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
30.Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
31.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
32.Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
33.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
34.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
35.Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
36.Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
37.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
38.You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
39.Can a stupid person be a smart-a$$?
40.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
41.Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
42. If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
43. If you decide that ur indecisive, which one are you?
44. If you tell someone they are being judgmental, arent u being judgmental yourself?
45. Why do they call them guidance couselors when all counselors offer guidance?
45. Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia????
46. Why is it that its called Alcolohics Anonymous, but the first thing you do is say "My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?
47. If you mated a bulldog and a shitzu, would it be known as a bullshit?
