Guys Are Like...

Guys are like mascara...They run at the first sight of emotion.

Guys are like parking spaces...All the good ones are aken.

Guys are like lavalamps...Fun 2 look at but not very
bright.

Guys are like roses...You gotta watch out 4 the pricks.

Guys are like slinkies...It's fun to watch 'em fall down stairs.

Guys are like stars...There's millions of them, but
only 1 can make your wish come true.

Guys are like diapers...They stick to your @$$
& are all full of $h!t.

Guys are like chocolate...They satisfy your craving
But disappoint you in the end.

Guys are like recipes: They have all the right ingredients, But they never turn out good.

Guys are like dogs...You need to put them on a leash
And hold on tight before they go barking up another tree.

Guys are like old computers: They're slow, dependent on you, useless, don't comprehend with your needs, and makes funny noises.

Guys are like CD's, you use them over and over, but every time, you get the same thing.

Guys are like balloons: You like them for a while, then they get dull, and boring

Guys are like dogs, when you say "lay" they expect a 'treat'

Guys are like furbies...They L00K cute but are sure annoying!

Guys are like blenders...You need one, but you're not sure why...

Guys are like placemats, They only show up when there's food on the table.

Guys are like high heels...They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Guys are like Curling Irons...They're always hot and always in your hair.

Guys are like Mini skirts...If your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

Guys are like coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Guys are like Kleenx...Soft, strong and disposible...Throw the used ones away.

Guys are like toasters...When it gets hot they pop up.

Guys are like remote controls...Simple, Easy to use, And usually lying around the TV.

Guys are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Guys are like Horoscopes...They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Guys are like Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.

Guys are like Fingernails...They look a lot better when they're buffed.

Guys are like Clowns...A few are cute and funny, but most are just creepy.