1.) Inform the entire theater that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now.
2.) Applaud.
3.) Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.
4.) Sing horribly along with the background music.
5.) Whenever someone opens a door yell "WELCOME TO INSANE HOUSE"
6.) Snore
7.) Make shadow puppets.
8.) If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.
9.)Walk around behind the screen. Jump through it. Run like heck.
10.)Chew loudly
11.)Read the credits out loud.
12.)Dress as a cheerleader. Keep the actors' enthusiasm up.
13.)Stand by the screen and sign the movie.
14.)Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly across the theater, hopefully hitting someone.
15.)(Variation of above) dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen.
16.)Grab straws and spit juicy spitballs using the straw wrappers (hey, you're recycling)
17.)Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest noise, tell them they are inconsiderate people for disruppting your viewing pleasure.
18.)Kick the chairs in front of you
19.)Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution.
20.)Throw Runts at people so you can use the drive by fruiting joke.
21.)Laugh and snort
22.)Sit by the isle. Trip everyone that walks by.
23.)Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Do it again every ten minutes.
24.)Play an appropriate instrument for the movie. Examples: western film-banjo, comedy-cazoo, action-synthesizer or guitar, mystery-bad whistle, horror-cowbell or afucha (sp), etc.
25.)Say the lines with the movie, in Op Language.
26.)Collect donations for charity.
27.)Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly.
28.)Pretend your admiring someone's hair while ur really putting sticky stuff in there.. ew.
29.)Throw paper airplanes. Announce their take off like air traffic control personnel.
30.)bring a radio with batteries... heavy metal!!
31.)Yell "Ow!" after every gunshot.
32.)Stand on your head in the isle during the duration of the movie.
33.)Have a barbecue.
34.)Gargle your drink.
35.)Juggle popcorn and purposly miss
36.)Bowl in the isle.
37.)Criticize the actors and actresses
38.)Play Battleship with someone across the theater.
39.)Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits the theater ask to see their identification.
40.)Do shots.
41.)Eat a lot of beans or chili before the movie. Hope the theater is crowded.
42.)Leave death threats on various seats. Give sinister glances to people as they leave the theater.
43.)Break into a chorus of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie.
44.)Do some needlepoint. Suddenly yell "Ow! That hurt. Whoah cool, it's spurting."
45.)Find the light switch. Turn the lights on.
46.)Throw water balloons.
47.)Bring lots of gerbils and mice. Think snowball fight.
48.)Have a friend call your beeper every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud.
49.)Throw smoke grenades.
50.) Wear a top hat.