Fun Ways To Annoy Everyone
*Sit in a parked car and point a blowdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down *Change your last name to Aaaaaaaaronn so your the first person in the phone book *End all of your sentences as 'in accordance to the prophecy' * As often as possible skip instead of walking *Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what YOU think' * Any time someone asks you to do something ask 'would you like frys with that' *Specify that your drive through order is 'dine in' *Page yourself over the intercom (don't change your voice) *Wear the same outfit as your boss/teacher the day after they wear it (this works better if they are of the oppisite sex) * Anytime you go some where let everyone know ex. If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom, I really gotta pee *WRITE IN ALL CAPITALS *Never use any puntuation *write in all small letters *Talk to yourself and argue with yourself VERY loudly so other people can hear *Sing as loud as you can in your worst singing voice *'Whisper' embarrassing stories about people loud enough for other people to hear *Spel stoopid eesy things rong * be sure to pick the MOST annoying music to play *runallyourwordstogetherwithoutspaces *Use a color that won't show up on the backround *omit all words like, the it a ex. I went to pool was fun *Step on the heels of peoples shoes *talk about people right in front of them but don't use their name
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