What To Do At The Eye Doctor's

~When they ask you "one or two" think about it for a long time and then say "3"

~When they ask you to read the letters off the chart, read them in a different language.

~If you have to choose frames, ask for assistance in choosing a pair of frames, take a really long time to make up your mind and then tell them you want contacts.

~When they ask you your name look at them like they are crazy and then say, "but I have 20-20 vision" -it makes no sense which is why it is funny

~Ask the doctor the questions before he asks you. (ex. when he puts the letter chart up, ask them, "what is smallest row you can read?"

~Come running in and ask if the doctor is in and say you need to see them immediately. When he shows up, tell him you sister is pregnant and is out in the car and ask him to come deliver the baby. When he tells you he doesn't know how, say, "What kind of a baby doctor are you?"

~After they are finished asking you all the questions, ask them what your grade was on the exam.

~While you are in the waiting room go ask the nurse where the bathroom is and then sit back down, then ask her again. Repeat this for a while. If she gets annoyed just tell her you were just checking to make sure it hadn't run away. If she doesn't then kinda slip it in after you ask her the last time. (ex. where is the bathroom...o thank you, i was just checking to make sure it hadn't run away)

~When the doctor isn't talking to you, recite nursery rhymes.

~Sing some opera songs in the waiting room.

~When they take you back into the room, scream and wail, and scream OUCH every few minutes, then when you come out tell all the people in the waiting room that the doctor is really an alien.