Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off, slap his/her hand and say "Bad Examiner! Bad! Bad Examiner!"

Rev the car up really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle Up!" and laugh evilly.

Knock over every cone during maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of saran wrap or a handkerchief down so he/she doesn't dirty the seat.

When the examiner asks you to stop, step on the gas. And say to them "Oops! Mah Bad!? I thought that was the Brake!"

When the examiner tells you to accelerate, pop the hood clutch and say "oops."

Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the clutch again?"

After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil- and then do a whole rundown on the Engine, to make sure absolutely everything is in place.

Fill your car with beer and vodka bottles.

The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

Tell the Registrar you are taking the remedial test.

In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner and say "My place! 8 O'clock, How Bout it!?".

Swear at everybody on the road.

When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth at the person next to you and the light in an insane and deranged way.

Beep your horn at everything.

Break off your rearview mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.

Good Luck On Your Driving Exam!!!