Funny Labels

FUNNY LABELS............

On A Bottle of Red Eye Platinum (A Kind Of Soda Sold In Pretty Much Every Vending Machine/ Store Around Australia!): Please Consult Your Doctor/Dietitian Before Consuming

On A Hair Dryer from Sears: Do Not Use While Sleeping

On A Bag of Fritos: You Could Be A Winner! No Purchase Necessary! Details Inside Bag!

On A Bar Of Dove Soap:Directions- Use Like Regular Soap

On Swann Frozen Foods:Serving Suggestion- Defrost Before Eating

On A Shower Cap:Fits One Head

On The Bottom of a Tesco Tiramisu Dessert:Warning! Do Not Turn Upside Down!

On M&S Bread and Butter Pudding:Warning! May Be Hot After Heating!

On A Rowenta Iron:Do Not Iron Clothes On Body

On Infant's Cough Medicine:Warning! Do Not Drive Car Immediately After Consuming!

On Nytol Sleeping Pills:Warning! May Cause Drowiness!

On Kitchen Knife:Warning! Keep out of Children!

On Christmas Lights:For Indoor and Outdoor use Only

On A Food Processor:Not To Be Used For Other Use

On A Superman Costume:The Wearing of this Garment does not enable one to fly

On A Chainsaw: Do Not Attempt To Stop With Hands!

On Planters Dry-Roasted Peanuts: Warning, May Contain Nuts

On an American Airlines Packet Of Nuts: Directions-Open Packet, Eat Nuts

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: Do not use on food.

On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: If swallowed contact poison control.

On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.