**If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk
**Keep smiling ... because it makes them wonder what you're up to!
**The hardest part of moving on is not looking back.
**If love is not a game...Then why are there so many players?
**One day your prince will come along,mine just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask for directions!!!
**I don't need your attitude,I have one of my own!!!
**Friends are like a 4 leaf clover hard to find but lucky when you have one!!!
** God made grass.God made dirt.God made boys so girls could FLIRT!!!
**I plan to live forever, or die trying
**Practice makes perfect but if no one is perfect then why practice?
**Roses are red, violets are blue, Im in love, but not with you.
**Its really amazing when two strangers become best friends, but its even amazinger when best friends become strangers.
**I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends, cause im surrounded by angels, but I call them my friends.
** Loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!
**Remember my name, remeber my face, remember no one can ever take my place.
**I tried snorting coke once..... but I SU*CKed an ice cube up my nose
**Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll be among the stars.
** God made rivers God made lakes, God made you but we all make mistakes. ;)
** Life isnt measured by breaths we take, but things that take your breath.
** Its better to loose a lover, then to love a loser.
**Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i just walk by again?
**They say kissing is the language of love.... would you like to indulge in a lil convo?
**To anyone who calls me a B_____... a B_____ has 4 legs I have to a B_____ says bow wow I say screw you
** Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them
**Never hold my hand if your gonna break my heart, never say your going to if your never gonna start, never look into my eyes if all you do is lie, never say hello if you really mean good bye if you really mean forever then say that you will try, never say forever becuz forever makes me cry.
**You cant go beyond my thoughts, or leave my love behind, because I keep you in my heart and forever in my mind. And though I may not tell you, I think you know it's true. I find happiness in every thought of you
** Good girls don't lie,
Bad girls don't cry,
Dumb girls need "air",
Naughty girls need underwear,
Sweet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene,
Perfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your a*S*s,
Smart girls will excel,
Gossip girls will tell,
Popular girls get all the boys,
Little girls play with toys,
Normal girls are nothing new,
So which one applies to you?
**kiss me in the light
love me in the dark
hold me till the end
ill never break your heart
**i hate the way your alawys right
i hate the way you lie
i hate the way you make me laugh
and worse when you make me cry
i hate the fact that your not around
and that you never call
but most of all i hate the fact
that i really dont hate you at all
** Love is a sensation caused by temptation, when a boy sticks his location, in a girls destination, to increase population for the next generation, so do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration.
JK JK THAT WAS A LIL GROSS>!
** I swear I didnt kiss him, I just told his lips a secret!
** First God created men, then he had a better idea.
** Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
** Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls, but there not anything compared to us girls.
** Girls are like telephones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you will be disconnected.
** If you love someone then let them so, I they come back it was ment to be, but if they dont then there's always me? hehe
** A million words couldnt bring you back, I know because I have tried.. Neither could a million tears, I know because I have cried..
** It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone.. But it takes a life time to forget someone
** A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss ain't a kiss without some tounge, so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tounge some exercise

Kissing is a habit fucking is a game guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain, the guy says "i love you" you belive itz true, but when your stomache starts to swell he says "the hell wit you",
10 minutes of pleasure 9 months of pain, 3days in the hospital a baby without name, the baby is a bastard the mother is a whore, this never would have happened if the rubber wouldn't of tore

~Everyone has the power to make someone happy, some by entering the room, and some by leaving it

~When angry, count to 10. When really angry, swear!

~Things maybe not what they seem but its just because life is messed up

~You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough

~Guys are like M&Ms, some have nuts and some don't

~I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

~Of all the things i lost, i miss my mind the most

~Don't play stupid with me, i'm better at it than you are

~There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train

~Never frown. You never know when someone could be falling in love with your smile

~A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

~Smile. Its makes people wonder what you've been up to

~Always happy, never sad, sometimes naughty, never bad

~Roses are red, violets are blue, babies come easy so watch what you do

~If you wanna be seen, stand up. If you wanna be heard speak up. If you wanna be appreciated, shut up!

~I don't forget, I just don't remember all the time

~I havent failed; Ive found 10,000 ways that dont work

~I smile cause I have no idea what's going on

~Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to keep the bodies

~Blondes have it made, brunettes don't have an excuse to act stupid

~If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

~To make things simple, let's automatically assume everything I say is right

~I talk to myself because I'm the only one I'll listen to

~If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

~I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it

~I wouldn't be broke if the voices in my head paid rent

~I have all the answers. Though i never said they were right

~If you can't convince them, confuse them

~Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes be an illusion

~If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame

~Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars

~Good girls are just bad girls who never get caught

~Men are like slinkys, good for nothing, but you can't help but laugh when one falls down a flight of stairs

~Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

~Men are like public toilets, they're either taken or full of crap

~You say you live on the edge, well, i fell off awhile ago

* Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream*
* No guy is worth crying over and the one who is won't make you cry!!!*

* Guys are like stars, there are a million of them, but only one will make your dreams come true*

* If you love something, let it go, if it comes back its yours if it doesn't it never was*

* It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone,and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.*

* The greatest pain that comes from love, is loving someone you can never have*

* Listen to your heart and proceed with confidence*

* I always knew I'd look back on the times I cried, and laugh, but I never thought I'd look back on the times I laughed, and cry*

* To the world you may be one person but to one person you may just be the world*

* When you fall in love, you only end up falling*

* The one person that you can truly love is often right in front of you*

* The most wasted of all days is one without laughter*

* Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today*

* Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly*

* Best friends are like diamonds -- precious and rare; False friends are like leaves - - found everywhere*

* If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...*

* When I look at you my heart skips a beat but later that beat could mean a life time of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have*

* It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does...*

* Never say good-bye if you still want to try - never give up if you still feel you can go on - never say you dont love a person anymore if you cant let go*

* The worst is almost over, its time to move on*

* Many of life's failures are people who didn't realize how close to success they were when they gave up*

* Let your actions do the talking*

* Coffee,Men, Chocolate.....Some Things Are Just Better RICH!*

* God created men first cuz u alwayz need a rough draft before the masterpiece

*To all u brunetts who think there it think again cuz this blondes the shít!

*They say true love hinds behind each corner well i must be walkin in circles

*You looked me deeply in the eyes you said you wouldnt make me cry i knew it was 2 good 2 be true so i dumped u and found someone new

* God made seas god made lakes god made u hey we all make mistakes

* Love is like quick sand~ the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out

* Guys are players..its A fact ~ dont fall in love, play em back!

*Don't Playa Hate, Participate!

*Roses are red Violets are blue Im in-love but not with you When we broke up you thought I cried but all it was is another guy I said I loved you and you believed me too Well guess what baby?! You got played too

*You broke my heart
shattered it like glass
well I got 3 words for you baby
KiSs My AsS!

*I love him yes I do, he's for me and not for you, if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

*One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions

*You can fall from the sky,You can fall from a tree, But the best way to fall Is in love with me

*There are easier things in life than finding a good man.Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

* blonde hair blue eyes im an angel in diguise!

* A heart is not a play thing~a heart is not a toy~but if you want it broken..just give it to a boy

* Sexy boy your so fine, I just might give you a try, I put your numba on my hand, Opps i 4got i have a man!

* I didn't mean to hurt you,
But your sexy when you cry.
Maybe I really loved you,
HaHa!!! Aren't I cute when I lie???

*there are three animals women need in life; a jaguar in her driveway, a mink on her back, and a
jackass to pay for it all

*If you want me to fall 4 u...U gotta give me something worth trippin over!

*roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so r u but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is ur head

*Dont hate me cuz im beautiful, hate me cuz ur boyfriend thinks so too
*East to sea, west to land, death to the girl who steals my man
*If your nice, you can call me sweetie. If your sweet you can call me honey. If your hot, you can call me tonight
*I'm playa of the year, pimpette of the season, he left you and i'm the reason
*I'm sugar and spice, and everything nice, so mess with me, u best think twice
*I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...then i realized suicide is a crime
*Remember my name, remember my face. Cuz there aint no other hunny that can take my place!
*If your being naughty, go to your room. If you wanna BE naughty go to mine
*Kiss me in the light, love me in the dark, hold me till the end, and i promise i wont break your heart
* Better to loose a lover, than to love a loser
*I ran up the door, shut the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, shut off the bed, jumped into the light, and all becuz u kissed me goodnight
*Im so miserable without you, its almost like your here
*Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken, and the rest of them are handicapped
*to the world you may be one person but to one personyou may be the world


* Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!

* Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you Some day u'll miss me like i missed you Some day u'll need me like i needed you Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

* Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die

* It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin someone when your heart still does...

* Star light....Star Bright.... where the heck is Mr. Right?
* True Love will never be explained; that's how I know I'm in Love
* If you be sugar, I'll be spice
If you be fire, I'll be ice
If you're cold, I'll make you hot
As long as you give me all you've got

* I am beginning to think he likes me should i like him back?

* A star fell from the sky, and I knew I caught it... then when I fell for you where were you to catch me?
* Friends r like stars they come and go but the first that stay r the first that glow

* A goodbye is only painful if you know you'll never say hello again.

* I'm not supposed to love you and I'm not supposed to care. I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do. But I can't help it cuz I'm in love with you.

* If all my friends were to jump off a cliff
I wouldn't jump with them I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

* Those people you call strangers are just friends you've never met before.

* Every minute that you're angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

* TGIF~ Thank God Im Female

* Friends are 4ever,
Guyz are whatever,
When worst comez 2 worst,
My girlz come 1st!

* I'm Blonde, what's ur excuse?

* love is like a book...if you tear a page, you rip the heart...and have to pay for both


*How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?
*Ive wanted u since the day i saw u, but u just looked away, im still in love with but hey what can i say?!
* Love isn't who you can see yourself with, its who you cant see yourself without
*The guy you always seem to like,
never seems to like you.
And the guy that always seems to like you,
you just can't seem to like.
*Everytime I fall in love, I fall for someone new but still I always find myself back in love with you!
*I am not an angel, because, angels are happy all the time, i will not find true happiness until u r mine
* Cross ur heart & hope 2 die, Clothes & makeup, Boyz & lies, 4ever there till the end, Definition of: True Best Friends
* You may think he loves you
you may think hes yours
haha thats funny
he dont mess w/ whores
*WHY IS IT WHEN GUYZ PLAY GURLS THERE KNOWN AS PROS
BUT WHEN GURLS PLAY GUYZ WERE KNOWN AS HOES?
* So your the bítch that told the bítch that I'm the bítch well listen bítch it takes a bítch to know a bítch, BíTCH!
* Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry...Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
* DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT.
* whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
* nothing is more painful Then realizing He met everything 2 u,& u meant nothing 2 him
* I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
* Ashes 2 ashes, Dust 2 dust, Life is short so Party we must
* O MY! U actually thought I cried?
Wen I said "I luv u" I was laughing so hard b/c I lied!
* It's not a dream, it's not an illusion, I look good so stop the confusion, I ain't bad, and I ain't good, I'm just a cutie misunderstood
* I'm the cutie of the year, the hottie of the season, your man left you, and guess what, I'm the reason
* God made the land, God made the sea, and God needed a Princess so he made me
* I'm through with guys, They all tell lies, They break your heart and make you cry, loving guys is such a sin, hey check out the guy that just walked in
* God made the wind blow, God made the sun shine, but how on earth did he make you so fine
* Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?
* 4GeT the times u walked By* 4GeT the times u made Me Cry* 4GeT the time u held My hand *4GeT the Sweet Things if I CaN*I can No longer PrEtEnD*I gotta remember now ur just My Friend
* If I had the letters "HRT" and I could add "EA" and get "HEART" or add "U" and get "HURT", I'd rather have "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".
* If Love Is Blind, Then How Come I Saw You?
* Eight letters, three words, two people, one meaning... I love you!
* When you fall in love, you only end up falling
* If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go..
* Do you belive in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
* Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
* day without sunshine is like...well...um..you know..night
* Guys have feelings too, but like...WHO CARES?


Remember when someone makes fun of you,It takes 42 muscles to frown,But 4 to reach out and slap em' back

I was not kissing him,I was just telling his lips a secret

I'll be shakin' my hips,The boys are lickin' their lips,Me be flirty,Me be fine,Me the one that blows your mind,I've got style,And yeah I've got class,But I know ya'll are lookin' at my A$$

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited

The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs

Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

If u need space join NASA baby!!!

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike nintendo i never get played

GURL,I GOT MORE GAME THEN A PLAYSTATION

You just lost the chance you never had!

keep the pictures they neva change only the people in them do

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

let them notice you, not you notice them

he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw

I'll Try Anything Once, Twice If I Like It!

**friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men**

**I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!**

As an older more mature young adult ur job is to...make fun of the little kids!